This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
I relate to this so strongly I got a little teary-eyed.
I FEEL THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
reasons why you won’t catch me near touristy nyc areas